{"id":159,"date":"2006-07-08T17:24:54","date_gmt":"2006-07-08T16:24:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mayonissen.com\/?p=4"},"modified":"2006-07-08T17:24:54","modified_gmt":"2006-07-08T16:24:54","slug":"dead-beast","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.mayonissen.com\/blog\/?p=159","title":{"rendered":"Dead Beast"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>well, after four years of good but at times troublesome service my dear overworked laptop decided it had finally had enough yesterday afternoon. I have most of my data backed up, but am now lacking methods of both procrastination and productivity.<\/p>\n<p>So: anyone got a free laptop lying around? (or, better yet, be travelling from the states to the UK or Europe in the near future?)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>well, after four years of good but at times troublesome service my dear overworked laptop decided it had finally had enough yesterday afternoon. I have most of my data backed up, but am now lacking methods of both procrastination and productivity. So: anyone got a free laptop lying around? (or, better yet, be travelling from [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[13,15],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mayonissen.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/159"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mayonissen.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mayonissen.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mayonissen.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mayonissen.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=159"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.mayonissen.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/159\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mayonissen.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=159"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mayonissen.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=159"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mayonissen.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=159"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}