{"id":160,"date":"2008-06-12T17:25:42","date_gmt":"2008-06-12T16:25:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mayonissen.com\/index.php?p=160"},"modified":"2008-06-12T17:25:42","modified_gmt":"2008-06-12T16:25:42","slug":"doors","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.mayonissen.com\/blog\/?p=160","title":{"rendered":"Doors"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/mayonissen.com\/index.php?p=160\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/mayonissen.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/06\/pushtoopen.jpg\" alt=\"pushtoopen.jpg\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Doors open in strange and mysterious ways. I collected a few examples.<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p>The traditional:<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/mayonissen.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/06\/mn-1-45761.jpg\" alt=\"mn-1-45761.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p>The standard automatic:<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/mayonissen.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/06\/mn-1-3345.jpg\" alt=\"mn-1-3345.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p>And variations, such as automatic doors that aren&#8217;t actually automatic at all:<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/mayonissen.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/06\/mn-1-3344.jpg\" alt=\"mn-1-3344.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/mayonissen.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/06\/mn-1-3340.jpg\" alt=\"mn-1-3340.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/mayonissen.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/06\/mn-1-3355.jpg\" alt=\"mn-1-3355.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Doors that aren&#8217;t much good:<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/mayonissen.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/06\/mn-1-3324.jpg\" alt=\"mn-1-3324.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/mayonissen.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/06\/mn-1-3315.jpg\" alt=\"mn-1-3315.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/mayonissen.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/06\/mn-1-3350.jpg\" alt=\"mn-1-3350.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/mayonissen.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/06\/mn-1-3348.jpg\" alt=\"mn-1-3348.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p>And the polite:<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/mayonissen.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/06\/mn-0-8809.jpg\" alt=\"mn-0-8809.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p>All of these doors are on the Uxbridge campus of Brunel University. Most doors seem to attract extra stickers, instructions, and notices. They invariably don&#8217;t match, all too often being in Times New Roman and haphazardly taped on with sellotape. And even between new buildings, installed in the last 4 years, the instructions vary, as do the push panels, buttons, and switches.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Doors open in strange and mysterious ways. I collected a few examples.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[10],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mayonissen.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/160"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mayonissen.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mayonissen.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mayonissen.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mayonissen.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=160"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.mayonissen.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/160\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mayonissen.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=160"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mayonissen.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=160"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mayonissen.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=160"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}